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Post by Mermaid on May 6, 2007 8:19:23 GMT -5
Dawn-"Hey Alex, do you wanna get married?" Alex- "What?!?" Dawn-"Do you wanna get married?" Alex-"Umm...." Dawn-"Not to me. I mean like in general." Alex-"Oh thank god. I don't know. Maybe" -you hear random laughter in the background-
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Post by Dia on May 7, 2007 17:21:16 GMT -5
i have a quote. its from my voice mail from desi. not the same hearing it from reading it...but i think its still funny. XDDD
dia: -listens to v-mail- desi: 'lalalalalal. oh, uh....-long pause- did-di-did it go beep yet? uh, eh,....i-i dont know if it went beep yet. uh....um....ok uh.....anyways. -goes off and talks for a while-
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Post by Lily of the Night on May 8, 2007 17:27:54 GMT -5
Frank: Tim, you naughty boy. I saw you doing unchristian-like things Tim: Oh, so now Christians aren't allowed to kiss? And did not Jesus kiss men? Katie: -spins around- WHAT!? I NEVER HEARD THAT STORY!
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Post by Dia on May 8, 2007 20:14:05 GMT -5
XD i like that one. that one is funny. -laughs-
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Post by Dia on May 8, 2007 20:16:46 GMT -5
Holly: i feel like i've really matured over summer Val: oh? really? -takes finger of chocolate and puts mustash on holly- Holly: yep. -throws chocolate at val- Val: oh real mature, did you learn that in france? Holly: -throws another handful of chocolate cake batch- no, but i learned that. Val:-smiles and picks hand full and smears on chest- im sorry, i ruined your expensive shirt Holly:-smears on chest too- that's ok. i used your credit card Val&Holly: -throws cake batch and rolls on floor tackling each other with chocolate Ben- -walks in- OH! GOD BLESS AMERICA
( i love this one. its one of those you GOTTA see it kinda thing to understand why its so hilarious)
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Post by Mermaid on May 13, 2007 10:49:31 GMT -5
Jim: I saw katie walking with a guy. Dawn: that would be tim, her boyfriend JIm: is this one gay too? Dawn: No, this one wants to be a preist JIm: -rolls eyes- She can sure pick 'em. she anit never gonna see a dick
i'm so sorry kt. but i thought it was absolutly hilarious, so i had to put it up. and also, i wanted to add something else, and that was the first thing that came to mind.
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Post by Dia on May 17, 2007 19:49:08 GMT -5
colton(sp?): -pretends to choak- i need CPR Michelle(i think): no, that's ok i'll watch you die..... colton: -looks at her funny- Michelle: well, we could use a plunger? everyone: -starts laughing- Diana: but, woulnt the air be sucked out.....not put in? colton: -stares at me wide-eyed- YOU WANT TO SUCK AIR OUT OF ME!?! Diana: -starts to crack up- i said the plunger would. not me. no way. everyone: -starts laughing again-
that happend at 5/17. funny stuff there at lunch. even the sitting pickle that michelle threw at the celing that's been there for three days to count.
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Post by Dia on May 18, 2007 14:42:17 GMT -5
Diana: so, who's comming to see you at the concert tonight? Michelle: my whole family. how bout you? Diana: no one, i've got no one comming for me Michelle: i'm comming for you
it was pricless. -laughs-
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Post by Dia on May 21, 2007 21:56:48 GMT -5
- " he comes up on stage and goes (makes noise) and im like ' froozen insi----ahhh!' "- amy
- " i'll banana your ass! " - amy
- " prezels have to be at least this long or i wont eat em, you might say im spoiled. im not spoiled. i just know what i like. and i know what i DONT like which is this-- what is that, no one wants to eat that, you want---yea, there you go" -will
- " your boob is crunching mine "(amy) " act normal" (Beth)
- puppet from cartoon network: " so, amy, i love your hair. where do you get it? amy: " .....from my roots....in my scalp.... "
- " im makin jello shots *grins* an economy size batch " (amy) " im workin on a cure for cancer-- i dont know what SHES doing (will)
- " there's a part in the song that goes ' shoom..." and right when it cuts out i want cans of confeddi in the air. not up in the air but RIGHT in there faces, like POOF! ---is it gonna hurt em? (no but it'll be a mess[helper of confeddi i forgot his name]) * smiles * yea! " -amy
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Post by Mermaid on Jun 11, 2007 9:06:10 GMT -5
At Tony's graduation party...
Someone- Tim, you're a man whore. Tim- I am not! Katie to Jim walking by-Tim's a man whore. Jim- You slut you. -laughter-
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Post by Dia on Jun 11, 2007 9:19:21 GMT -5
XD i like that one. lol
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Post by Mermaid on Jun 26, 2007 11:36:06 GMT -5
me too!
Scene- Dawn was extremly tired and stressed out. But she was talking to tim on the phone anyway.
Tim-Don't let John near the fire at your party Dawn-well, i was planning on letting him help me light the fire, cuz (mayeb he would like me better) <-this came out wrong, but that's what i meant to say Tim- No Dawn, I don't think John will let you into his pants if you let him play with fire. Dawn- What? -then laughs-
example of tim's and my stupid conversations
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Post by Dia on Jun 26, 2007 16:16:48 GMT -5
XD i love it. campfire's are awsome. i gotta have one in my backyard soon. -shurgs- oh well. XD im sure that was an amazing moment. lol
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Post by Mermaid on Jun 27, 2007 8:53:59 GMT -5
it was. one of the few times i laughed that day.
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Post by Dia on Jun 27, 2007 9:06:34 GMT -5
woots! yays
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